Mix equal parts death metal and baking, and behold, The Black Oven.
These are some seriously horriffic recipes. Frostbitten Molasses Cookies, Call of the Wintermoon Lemon Curd Cookies, and the fearsome Petit-Gâteau des Légions Noire. The descriptions, too, are dark, chilling missives from a tortured realm. Gaze into the twisted visage of the molasses cookie...
"Boiled down to its very essence, metal is nothing more than a mixture of molasses and alienation. By that definition, these cookies are black fucking metal. Packed full of grim and evil spices, they will leave you feeling despondent and isolated within their stronghold of flavor."
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