Consider the following: Humpty Dumpty climbed up what we can only assume is a fairly high wall, lost his balance and fell off, shattering upon impact with the ground. The King, in an effort to maintain his kingdom's anthropomorphic egg quota, orders his horses and men to reassemble him, but they are unsuccessful.
Now, consider this: are we, the reader, supposed to be surprised that a bunch of horses couldn't reassemble an egg? They have hooves. The men probably could have done a decent job, but the horses would keep busting in trying to help, but inadvertently smashing Humpty into smaller pieces. The King needs better team management skills.
Also, check out this awesome picture of a horse.
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