Finally, science has found an answer to the question that has plagued mankind for centuries. Can cats be genetically altered to glow in the dark? Answer: yes!
...and not a moment too soon. Think of all the serious problems in the world - climate change, racial and religious conflict, the TV writers' strike... I'm pretty sure all of them could be solved with glowing cats. Thanks scientists!
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All I know is the military applications are endless. Other then the clear option to turn these cats into laser cats (check out the SNL digital short on that one) you could get a tonne of these glow in the dark cats, then let them loose in towns you want to invade, cause all the residents to be freaked the shit out and run away rather then fight the devil cats. seriously. think about it.
LET'S CHOP CATS!
LET'S CHOP CATS!
Well, we'll chop a couple cats... just so you know it's real.
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